D —> Human
D —> Allow me to educate you on the simple mechani% of this awe inspiring device
D —> There is a visual function as the rear dildo emulates the hoofbeasts tail and adds a bit more interest to the shape
D —> You are 100% correct that its not e%actly practical for use
D —> simultaneous or otherwise
D —> The arc that the shape w001d cause it to swing in would be far too broad
D —> However
D —> The primary fun%ion that it serves is as a counter balance or block
D —> Making it e%treamly difficult to a%identally flip over while riding the main phallus
D —> Were the secondary phallus e%cluded from the design
D —> taking onto consideration my immense STRENGTH
D —> Well
D —> Let us just say
D —> It w00ld be quite dangerous
D —> And humiliating in a way that even I can not find e%citement in
I won’t even need any toys to wreck your shit, babe.
Just look at how wet your desperate little cunt is already.
Just don’t pass out from the pleasure on me. We’re about to have some fun.
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D —> E%changing genders w001d have very little notable difference in our intera%ions
Rose Always Did Have A Fondness For Hoofbeasts…
"I didn't LOOSE it by any sexual means" etc. You spelled "Lose" wrong. Loose rhymes with Moose and if you were going for a 'Cent joke you shouldve actually put 100 instead of fucking up completely YOU HAVE RUINED MY HOMESTUCK FOR THE LAST TIME I SHALL S33 YOU 1N COURT >:O
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((Whoops~ I don’t have that file anymore so just pretend thats fixed. I try to spellcheck but I probably miss typos all the time. But I’m sure nobody follows this blog exclusively for my verbose prose~ Just look at your alien dicks and be happy~ Hahaha ))
D —> No
D —> I worry constantly
D —> I usually c001d avoid any mishaps by being on the recieving end of any physical a%ions
D —> Or by letting the other party dictate pace
D —> But it can be an issue
((Followup to this post here.))
Dirk ==> Ride
((OOPs I forgot Dirks freckles so I went back and fixed it. Because freckles are fun. And made Eq sweaty too while I was at it. But there will forever be 2 versions floating around~ *sigh* I needa focus more, haha~ ))
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((Edit: Well damn, I fucked up my file formats and screwed up the colors and didnt save a backup file. I’m awesome guys~))
((So I’m taking all the suggestions for the 1000 followers thank you as a resounding MORE UPDATES. Heheh~ So thanks for following~! I’m gonna pop all the suggestions from that into my ask box pool and try to get to as many as I can~ Now. This is me shutting up and going to upload a new update for you guys for once in my life xD))
((Sorry Karkles, Roxy and Eridan. I needed to slice you for tumblr u_u
Anyway~ Heres my composite of all the body type headcanons! Even slapped on some shitty colors~ Going back and deleting the old ones now~
A general troll note : I didnt worry about body hair because I feel like their skin would be more… thick and smooth like…. Aaugh I can’t make words. Fish people + hairy = bad biology. Whatever~ haha~))
