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Dirk: take charge. (4317 words) by Laylah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak
Characters: Dirk Strider, Equius Zahhak
Tags: Humanstuck, Aged-Up Characters, Dom/Sub, SSC, Being STRONG Is Sexy, Porn Battle
Teaser:

“So,” you say, gesturing with your glass toward his battered face. “You going to tell me I should see the other guy?”

“There’s not much to see, I’m afraid,” the guy says, and listening to him strokes your contradiction boner just right: he looks like NASCAR but he talks like Oxford. “He’s in pieces in my basement.”

Your shades hide the instant when you blink in surprise, but the little smile gets past your guard and makes itself at home on your face. “I should take that as a warning, huh?”

His eyes go wide again and he blushes, and you realize he didn’t even think about how that was going to sound before he said it. “Ah, no, it’s—goodness, I would not wish to give the impression—dear me, no. I build hand-to-hand combat robots.”

Game. Fucking. Over.

“Come home with me,” you say. “Maybe you can help me troubleshoot mine.”

Now you’re on the same page. You see him look down for a second like he’s sizing you up. “If that is intended to be a lewd suggestion,” he says.

“Nah,” you say. “I mean, I do have plenty of those, if you want to hear them, but I meant that part literally. I build robots too.” You offer him your hand. “Dirk Strider.”

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((I’m posting this here because as far as I’m concerned, sending me links to your amazing fanficion of my newest obsession is just about the best fucking way to submit an ask EVER. God this is a great fic~ How can it not be with lines like “earning your paycheck all over him” and “Looks like NASCR but talks like Oxford.” Pure poetry~  PS: Write fanfics guys. Its not fair that theres only 3 fics about these ponies on all of the internet. What am I supposed to fap to?!))